- person: so do you watch any tv shows?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
people who have the same name as me are competition
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
*tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams